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1	A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke	17
2	A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke	17
3	A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down... - A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke	17
4	A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke	18
5	A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke	21
6	A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet... - A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke	17
7	A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady... - A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke	19
8	A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke	20
9	A closer call - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke	19
10	A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke	19
11	A construction worker was whistling... - A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke	19
12	A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one... - A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke	18
13	A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke	20
14	A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke	18
15	A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke	19
16	A department store had to call off its special... - A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke	19
17	A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke	18
18	A dubious remedy - A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke	19
19	A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke	19
20	A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke	19
21	A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke	18
22	A girl and an elephant - Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke	18
23	A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke	18
24	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	19
25	A group of third, fourth and fifth graders... - A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke	18