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1	Snake jokes - 25053 - Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !...Read the whole joke	0	0
2	Snake jokes - 25054 - What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna...Read the whole joke	0	0
3	Snake jokes - 25055 - What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !...Read the whole joke	0	0
4	Snake jokes - 25056 - What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !...Read the whole joke	0	0
5	Snake jokes - 25057 - What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !...Read the whole joke	0	0
6	Snake jokes - 25058 - What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !...Read the whole joke	0	0
7	Snake jokes - 25059 - What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !...Read the whole joke	0	0
8	Snake jokes - 25060 - What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !...Read the whole joke	0	0
9	Snake jokes - 25061 - What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !...Read the whole joke	0	0
10	Snake jokes - 25062 - What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !...Read the whole joke	0	0
11	Snake jokes - 25063 - What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !...Read the whole joke	0	0
12	Snake jokes - 25064 - Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !...Read the whole joke	0	0
13	Snake jokes - 25065 - What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !...Read the whole joke	0	0
14	Snake jokes - 25066 - What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !...Read the whole joke	0	0
15	Snake jokes - 25067 - What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !...Read the whole joke	0	0
16	Snake jokes - 25068 - Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !...Read the whole joke	0	0
17	Snake jokes - 25069 - What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !...Read the whole joke	0	0
18	Snake jokes - 25070 - What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !...Read the whole joke	0	0
19	Snake jokes - 25071 - What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !...Read the whole joke	0	0
20	Snake jokes - 25072 - What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !...Read the whole joke	0	0
21	Snake jokes - 25073 - What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !...Read the whole joke	0	0
22	Snake jokes - 25074 - "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !...Read the whole joke	0	0
23	Snake jokes - 25075 - What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !...Read the whole joke	0	0
24	Snake jokes - 25076 - Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they we...Read the whole joke	0	0
25	Snake jokes - 25077 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know....Read the whole joke	0	0