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1	Humor jokes - 22047 - What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw...Read the whole joke	0	0
2	Humor jokes - 22048 - What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !...Read the whole joke	0	0
3	Humor jokes - 22049 - Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief....Read the whole joke	0	0
4	Humor jokes - 22050 - Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charge...Read the whole joke	0	0
5	Humor jokes - 22051 - What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede....Read the whole joke	0	0
6	Humor jokes - 22052 - Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !...Read the whole joke	0	0
7	Humor jokes - 22053 - What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !...Read the whole joke	0	0
8	Humor jokes - 22054 - Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !...Read the whole joke	0	0
9	Humor jokes - 22055 - Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !...Read the whole joke	0	0
10	Humor jokes - 22056 - I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do...Read the whole joke	0	0
11	Humor jokes - 22057 - This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollar...Read the whole joke	0	0
12	Humor jokes - 22058 - What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear....Read the whole joke	0	0
13	Humor jokes - 22059 - Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine....Read the whole joke	0	0
14	Humor jokes - 22060 - Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper....Read the whole joke	0	0
15	Humor jokes - 22061 - What runs all day but never gets tired? Water....Read the whole joke	0	0
16	Humor jokes - 22062 - Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves...Read the whole joke	0	0
17	Humor jokes - 22063 - Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in an...Read the whole joke	0	0
18	Humor jokes - 22064 - So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid...Read the whole joke	0	0
19	Humor jokes - 22065 - Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck...Read the whole joke	0	0
20	Humor jokes - 22066 - Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's somethi...Read the whole joke	0	0
21	Humor jokes - 22067 - Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. "Some day ...Read the whole joke	0	0
22	Humor jokes - 22068 - Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits....Read the whole joke	0	0
23	Humor jokes - 22069 - Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!...Read the whole joke	0	0
24	Humor jokes - 22070 - Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in ...Read the whole joke	0	0
25	Humor jokes - 22071 - Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize....Read the whole joke	0	0