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1	Elephant jokes - 20776 - What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !...Read the whole joke	0
2	Elephant jokes - 20777 - A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke	0
3	Elephant jokes - 20778 - What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...Read the whole joke	0
4	Elephant jokes - 20779 - Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...Read the whole joke	0
5	Elephant jokes - 20780 - How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke	0
6	Elephant jokes - 20781 - How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...Read the whole joke	0
7	Elephant jokes - 20782 - Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...Read the whole joke	0
8	Elephant jokes - 20783 - What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke	0
9	Elephant jokes - 20784 - How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke	0
10	Elephant jokes - 20785 - What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke	0
11	Elephant jokes - 20786 - How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke	0
12	Elephant jokes - 20787 - Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke	0
13	Elephant jokes - 20788 - Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...Read the whole joke	0
14	Elephant jokes - 20789 - Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke	0
15	Elephant jokes - 20790 - Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke	0
16	Elephant jokes - 20791 - When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !...Read the whole joke	0
17	Elephant jokes - 20792 - How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...Read the whole joke	0
18	Elephant jokes - 20793 - What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !...Read the whole joke	0
19	Elephant jokes - 20794 - Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...Read the whole joke	0
20	Elephant jokes - 20795 - Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !...Read the whole joke	0
21	Elephant jokes - 20796 - Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...Read the whole joke	0
22	Elephant jokes - 20797 - Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...Read the whole joke	0
23	Elephant jokes - 20798 - Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...Read the whole joke	2
24	Elephant jokes - 20799 - Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of e...Read the whole joke	1
25	Elephant jokes - 20800 - What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !...Read the whole joke	1