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| 1 |
Aviation jokes - 17356
- Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Aviation jokes - 17357
- A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Aviation jokes - 17358
- A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Aviation jokes - 17359
- How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
Aviation jokes - 17360
- Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
Aviation jokes - 17361
- Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
Aviation jokes - 17362
- Tower:
Have you got enough fuel or
not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR!...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Aviation jokes - 17363
- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
Aviation jokes - 17364
- Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights
b...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Aviation jokes - 17365
- Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
number one,
check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ..... ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Aviation jokes - 17366
- Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
To...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Aviation jokes - 17367
- Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot:
Again!...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Aviation jokes - 17368
- Tower: What's your heigth and
position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Aviation jokes - 17369
- Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Nega...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 15 |
Aviation jokes - 17370
- "Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place t...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 16 |
Aviation jokes - 17371
- USAir recently introduced a special
half
fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 17 |
Aviation jokes - 17372
- Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 18 |
Aviation jokes - 17373
- As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Aviation jokes - 17374
- A military cargo plane, flying over a
populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose do...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Aviation jokes - 17375
- A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Po...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 21 |
Aviation jokes - 17376
- On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks t...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Aviation jokes - 17377
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section of the plane. The stewarde...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
Aviation jokes - 17378
- An airliner was having engine
trouble,
and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
Aviation jokes - 17379
- A man jumps out of an airplane with a
parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss c...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 25 |
Aviation jokes - 17380
- "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
of my
crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British ...Read the whole joke |
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