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1	I have a keyboard error - \|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke	0
2	I'm ignoring Y2K - \|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke	0
3	If Apple ran Christmas... - \|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke	1
4	If Cray ran Christmas... - \|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke	1
5	If Dell ran Christmas... - \|Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke	4
6	If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer - \|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke	1
7	If Fisher Price ran Christmas... - \|"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke	2
8	If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas... - \|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke	0
9	If IBM ran Christmas... - \|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke	5
10	If Microsoft built cars - \|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke	1
11	If Microsoft ran Christmas... - \|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke	1
12	If Radio Shack ran Christmas... - \|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you c...Read the whole joke	0
13	If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas... - \|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke	1
14	If Sony ran Christmas... - \|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke	1
15	If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas... - \|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke	0
16	If the NSA ran Christmas... - \|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke	0
17	If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas... - \|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke	1
18	If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... - \|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke	0
19	If Timex ran Christmas... - \|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke	0
20	If University of Waterloo ran Christmas... - \|They would immediately change the name to WatMas....Read the whole joke	0
21	Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner - \|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke	1
22	Internet addictions - \|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke	0
23	Internet can get worse - \|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke	0
24	Internet highway blues - \|The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke	0