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1	The Pope took a philosophy professor... - The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
2	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
3	What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? - What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke	Religion	0
4	Whats black and white and red all over? - Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke	Religion	0
5	What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? - What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
6	The wrong definition - Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
7	Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when... - Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
8	Two nuns are riding a bike down a road... - Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
9	What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? - What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
10	An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing... - An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke	Religion	1
11	A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train... - A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...Read the whole joke	Religion	4
12	A catholic lithany - A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke	Religion	5
13	It is written in the Bible! - There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
14	What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie? - What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke	Religion	0
15	"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?" - "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
16	What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist? - What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
17	What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters? - What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
18	What causes arthritis? - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
19	What is white and streaks across the sky? - What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke	Religion	0
20	Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness? - Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had...Read the whole joke	Religion	0
21	A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident... - A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke	Religion	5
22	A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when... - A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke	Religion	5
23	A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue... - A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...Read the whole joke	Religion	6
24	A little sports match - "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke	Religion	5
25	There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope... - There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke	Religion	0